By now you’ve probably read the news that Jake Gyllenhaal dumped Taylor Swift right before the People’s Choice Awards.
Magazine covers have been filled with the story. First-hand accounts of a very dejected Taylor backstage at the awards. Jake’s sudden and unexplained disappearance from her life — why the sudden change of heart?
Perhaps it was all part of a genius plan.
According to scientists at Penn State, the ‘dumping’ has made both of them more attractive.
A recent study there confirms that a man who dumps a woman — thereby taking the dominant role in the romantic relationship — makes him more attractive to future partners.
Prior to dating Taylor, Jake had received his own very public dumping by Reece Witherspoon. So, according to the research, he needed to take the upper hand in his relationship with Taylor to restore his level of attractiveness in the dating pool.
Likewise, by being dumped by Jake, Taylor is now more attractive to other men, whereas dominant women — those who dump men — are considered ‘more picky and demanding.’
Sorry, I just threw up in my throat a little bit.
Look, this study may be grounded in fact, but it doesn’t mean I have to like it. Are we all really that predictable and stupid?