This commercial just aired during the Dancing with the Stars results show:
So…is Matthew trying to sell Lincolns, or creep us out?
I feel like I need to take a shower.
Be right back.
SPOILER ALERT — this blog talks about last night’s shocking elimination on Dancing with the Stars.
In hindsight, it was inevitable.
Host Tom Bergeron and the judges were aghast that Olympic ice dancer Charlie White and professional partner Sharna Burgess were eliminated just one week shy of the finals.
But with his ice dancing partner Meryl Davis also in the competition (paired with popular-bad-boy dancer Maks Chmerkovskiy), Charlie was dead in the water. The two were bound to split their fans’ votes, and Maks is way more popular than Sharna.
Meryl wins.
The celebs that remain have their unique voting blocks as well. Candace Cameron Bure (of Full House fame) can’t go a show without evoking Jesus’ name, so she has the conservative right sewn up. Singer James Maslow of the boy band Big Time Rush has the hottie vote. And Paralympic snowboarder Amy Purdy is dancing brilliantly on two artificial legs — artificial! — and paired with Derek Hough, who is popular enough to win with almost anyone.
So yes, strangely enough, Olympic ice dancer Charlie White was the clear underdog.
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When I typically partake in a movie double feature — like I did Sunday — I vary the genre. A comedy paired with a thriller. A romance with a drama. A documentary followed by a sci-fi.
But yesterday?
I double downed on romance. Figured these two particular films were so completely different, they couldn’t possibly overlap.
Shows what I know.
Silver Linings Playbook is a wonderful film starring Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper and Robert DeNiro. Lawrence and Cooper are crazy — as in, he just got out of the hospital and she probably needs one — and end up being just what the doctor ordered for each other. DeNiro is also crazy.
Pretty much all of us are a little crazy, right? That’s why this movie works. It’s funny and it’s real and it manages to work in a reference to Dancing with the Stars….how can it miss?
Imagine how surprised I was to find Anna Karenina much the same.
Clearly the costumes are much better. (Cooper wore a garbage bag for much of Playbook.) And director Joe Wright placed his actors on an actual stage for many scenes, which I found brilliant but distracting.
But Anna and her oh-so-good-looking lover are indeed crazy. Most of the people in the story are varying shades of crazy, too. And there is a long scene of ballroom dancing that is also integral to the storyline.
But alas, no silver lining.
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Tagged Anna Karenina, ballroom dancing, Bradley Cooper, celebrities, commentary, crazy for love, Dancing with the Stars, double feature, entertainment, Humor, Jennifer Lawrence, Joe Wright, just what the doctor ordered, lovesick, movie costumes, movie director, movie genres, Movies, Robert DeNiro, romance movies, Silver Linings Playbook
So, I’m watching Dancing with the Stars — which I love — and half of the remaining celebrity/pro pairs are dressed in matching athletic wear for a group number.
Tom Bergeron throws to a commercial break. All the women in the group turn their backs to the camera, creating a faux huddle. And there it is —
A big ol’ line of tramp stamps.
Talk about ruining a camera shot. And a costume designer’s vision. And pretty much every outfit you’ll wear for the rest of your life.
Now, I’ll admit — the ones the celebs and dancers are sporting on ABC are relatively tame. But this gnarly site is filled with some truly heinous creations.
Enjoy perusing poor decision making…in pen.
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Tagged ABC, art, commentary, costume design, dancers, Dancing with the Stars, design, entertainment, Fashion, ink, lower back tattoo, tattoo, Television, Tom Bergeron, tramp stamp
CONGRATS TOM BERGERON!
So psyched that you won the Emmy for ‘Best Reality Show Host’ tonight for Dancing with the Stars.
Finally. So very deserved.
But don’t celebrate too hard. The season premiere of DWTS All-Stars is tomorrow night!
Oh, I’ll be there.
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Tagged Best REality Show Host, Dancing with the Stars, DWTS, Emmy Award, Emmy Awards, Emmys, entertainment, Humor, local boy, Television, Tom Bergeron, TV
If today’s announcement of the Dancing with the Stars All-Stars celebrity/pro pairings was on your entertainment radar —
You’re at the right blog.
When DWTS earlier revealed the celebrities for the season — all past winners, runners-up and audience favorites — I knew I would be torn between three:
They danced in different seasons — the latter two winning DWTS with pro Julianne Hough, who is not returning — but head-to-head? How will I choose?
The pro dancer pairing, of course.
And based on today’s announcement alone, I am prepared to predict the winner of Dancing with the Stars All-Stars:
Actor Giles Marini and dancer Peta Murgatroyd…and here’s why:
Can’t wait for the season to start and be proven right!
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I like you, Rob Kardashian.
If that is your real name.
This weekend, during his stint as a celebrity judge on Donald Trump’s Miss USA Pageant, Rob answered a question from pageant commentator Kelly Osbourne with…
An honest answer.
“Is there a future Mrs. Kardashian up on the stage?” Kelly asked.
“I mean, there’s plenty of beautiful women,” Rob responded. “But that’s like…it’s just so much hair and makeup, it’s a little too intense for me.”
Gotta love it.
I loved him on Dancing with the Stars two seasons ago, too. He was charming and funny and self-deprecating and hard-working and ended up giving war hero and eventual winner J.R. Martinez a real run-for-his-money in the finals.
(Full disclosure: I voted for Rob.)
After his pageant faux pas Sunday night, a stunned Kelly Osbourne retorted, “You’re a Kardashian, Rob!” But is he? He sure doesn’t act like one.
And that’s why I like him.
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Tagged beauty, beauty pageants, celebrities, commentary, Dancing with the Stars, Donald Trump, entertainment, hair and makeup, Humor, JR Martinez, Kelly Osbourne, life, Miss USA, pageant commentator, pageant judge, Rob Kardashian, Television, TV, war hero
We all know that B-list celebrities do reality shows to boast their sagging careers. But to reveal their mental instabilities?
That’s just a viewer bonus.
I decided to watch this season of Celebrity Apprentice because Adam Corolla was in the cast. I had seen him on Dancing with the Stars , and he was one of my favorites — self-effacing, witty, and yet really trying to win.
I like that.
Tragically, Adam was fired quite early on Apprentice. But Lisa Lampanelli, a comedienne I’ve never heard of until now, has provided more than ample entertainment.
It’s not that she’s that funny. She’s mean. Really mean. And she has a tremendous ego. (She is the smartest and most important person in the room and in every challenge, don’t you know.)
In the boardroom, where Donald Trump fires folks each week, she hurls verbal and mental abuse and F-bombs…and cries as a last resort.
She’s a fricking looney.
I don’t know if Lisa will win Celebrity Apprentice, but I doubt she is winning over any new fans in this endeavor.
Except perhaps a long line of psychiatrists, just chomping at the bit for her business.
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Tagged Adam Corolla, B-list celebrities, boardroom, celebrities, Celebrity Apprentice, comedienne, comedy, commentary, Dancing with the Stars, Donald Trump, entertainment, Humor, life, Lisa Lampanelli, Manhattan, mental instabilities, NBC, New York City, psychiatrists, reality tv, Television, TV, you're fired
Read my lips
Jimmy Fallon’s epic “Lip Sync Battle” has left its home at The Tonight Show and now occupies prime time Thursdays on Spike TV.
The earlier time slot means the segment gets 30 whole minutes, costumes, backup ‘singers’ and dancers and racier trash talk (since it’s on cable). And the celebs are lovin’ every minute. The only thing that suffers?
The actual lip sync.
The celebs have a lot more bells and whistles to contend with, and limited rehearsal time, I would guess. So everything is messier…but who cares?
They’re making fools of themselves to music — just like on Dancing with the Stars — and it is magical.
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