I finished my Christmas shopping this morning. Bought the final gift online, picked a shipping date and sent it on its merry way.
It’s a great feeling.
But wouldn’t you know it? As soon as I crossed everyone’s name off my list, I discovered the perfect present for any hard-to-buy-for person. It’s another exciting Google search find:
Lunar Land
That’s right. You or someone you love can join the over 5,000,000 people from 176 countries who own personal property on Earth’s sexiest satellite.
According to the website, Lunar Embassy is the only company to possess the ‘legal basis and copyright’ for Lunar Land. It is available in a variety of packages, all which include one lunar acre of land. (The amount of documentation included drives the price.)
Our family draws names at Christmas, and as soon as the pairings are announced, the emails start flying, requesting gift ideas.
If only I had discovered Lunar Land even an hour sooner!
To the moon, Alice! — Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners
By the book
Remember the relationship manual Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus?
Yeah, I didn’t read it either.
But I did read today that Venus is 24 million miles from Earth, the closest planet in our solar system.
In comparison, Mars is 34 million miles away.
Based on this fact alone, I surmise that women are infinitely more knowable.
So, there.
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