I watched the entire Oscars telecast last night, so I am sleepy today, but not because I was up late —
Because it was so BORING.
Where were the surprise winners? The endearing, incomprehensible speeches from dumbfounded winners? And no, I don’t count the garbled speech of presenters — like John Travolta and Harrison Ford — who can’t read a teleprompter.
I don’t watch awards shows to see actors deliver their lines. (That’s why I go to the movies.) I want some spontaneity. Some mistakes. Some signs of life and humanity.
Thank goodness Benedict Cumberbatch and I had some fun on the red carpet before the big snoozefest began.
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I’ve already seen a lot of movie trailers this week (and there are two days of movie watching still to come).
There is the ‘green team’ — The Green Hornet and The Green Lantern — and for some reason, they always seem to run them back-to-back. Poor planning on someone’s part at the studio.
And, of course, that blasted Little Fockers trailer has been running for months. I don’t know what’s more annoying — its total lack of originality, or the audience laughing at it every time. Depressing.
But my favorite discovery so far at the theater? Cowboys vs. Aliens (and it’s not even a cartoon, folks).
The movie trailer opens on a dusty town you’ve seen in a hundred other Westerns. Then, out of nowhere… aliens attack! And Harrison Ford is in it! And Daniel Craig and Sam Rockwell… with Jon Favreau directing!
I mean — come on! How could this not be the funniest thing ever?
Check out the trailer.
I know, I know — it’s no Fockers. So brace yourself.
You might just see something you’ve never seen before.
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Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
And in Hollywood, it’s the best way to make a buck.
Alcon Entertainment was as surprised as anyone by the enormous box office success of “The Blind Side,” which has raked in over $210 million to date. Add to that Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award nominations for Sandra Bullock as Best Actress.
Not too shabby.
No doubt studio executives and their minions are scrambling to find scripts or, indeed, any projects they might already have in the can that would strike a similar chord with the audience.
The winner to the starting gate? CBS Films with the January 22nd release of “Extraordinary Measures,” starring Brendan Fraser and Harrison Ford.
Let’s see how it stacks up.
True story? √
Involves children in crisis? Even more so. This film has two children…and they are dying of an incurable disease. √ √
Happy ending? If you are going to put us through a story about dying children, there had better be. √
Big stars? Harrison Ford big enough for you? √
I think we have a winner!
Note — “Extraordinary Measures” was one of the first CBS Films placed in production after it was established in 2007. Try as I might, I couldn’t find out when it was actually completed, though. Who knows? The success of “The Blind Side” may have given it new life.
Isn’t that (sniff) the most amazing (sniff sniff) story ever??
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If you were on Twitter at all on Halloween, you may have noticed that one of the trending topics was #potterday.
It seems the fans of the Harry Potter books and films were chatting them up, and why not? On a holiday where ghosts and goblins walk the earth, talk of wizards and death eaters seems apropos.
But when I read the potterday tweets — and added one of my own (heck, I like Harry as much as the next muggle) — I noticed a few felt it necessary to slam “Twilight” in the process:
“Who needs vampires? We have magic.”
Why do you have to dislike “Twilight” to like Harry Potter? Are the two mutually exclusive? Why is life always a competition?
It reminds me a bit of my youth. (Yes, I can remember back that far.) When “Star Wars” came out, many “Star Trek” fans — and I am pointing the finger straight back at myself — were insulted by the very presence of this new saga and boycotted it. Years passed before I saw “Star Wars” in its entirety, and that was mainly because of Harrison Ford. He was big time by then, and I wanted to see his take on Hans Solo.
In retrospect, it was a ridiculous reaction.
I think the same thing about the Mac/PC wars. I own a PC, and always have — mainly because an overwhelming majority of the business world operates on PCs. I have worked on a Mac in the past, and I personally didn’t find the transition from PC to Mac to be difficult. I think both platforms have their pros and cons, and I am entertained by the vehement love/hate that people display for the different platforms.
I just don’t see it.
But, that’s me. I like PCs. I like Mac’s. I like “Star Trek.” I like “Star Wars.” (Okay, I’ll always like “Star Trek” a bit more…it was my first sci-fi.)
And I love Harry Potter and “Twilight.” To me, they are very different and are not competing or attempting to muscle one another out at the box office.
Can’t we all just get along?
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