I haven’t watched Cooking Channel much at all, but a commercial for Cutthroat Kitchen caught my eye.
Host Alton Brown is always good for a laugh.
If you haven’t seen the show, four professional chefs compete in cooking challenges while Alton Brown sabotages them.
But there’s a catch.
He actually gives each chef money at the beginning of the game so that they can bid to sabotage each other, making the timed competition even more challenging. The eventual winner keeps whatever money he has left at the end of the game.
As the episode comes to an end, I realize it’s not for me.
It reminds me too much of hazing…or those degrading initiation days that some of my high school clubs subjected new members to freshman year. The folks in charge are laughing, but it’s more mean-spirited than funny.
Just ask Jon Hamm. That stuff comes back to bite you in the butt.
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While The Egg has spent almost six years (!) pondering all things trivial, my friend John McCoy dares to discuss books from your high school reading list in his new podcast Sophomore Lit.
I know — you think this is above my pay grade.
Wait for it.
I am a guest on the third episode, where John and I discuss a favorite book of mine, The Great Gatsby.
I invite you to listen to the episode and others in the series. You may learn something. (I certainly did.)
And, yes, I did make a few* references to the movie versions of Gatsby.
* Okay. Quite a lot, actually. As my mother would say, ‘you can’t escape your raising.’
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Tagged back to school, books, education, episode, friends, high school, Humor, John McCoy, literature, pay grade, podcast, reading list, show, Sophomore Lit, The Great Gatsby, trivia, you can't escape your raising
Back in June, I discussed Eric Devine’s young adult novel Press Play, which has since been published in October.
It tells the story of a high school student who accidentally captures footage of the violent hazing practices of the lacrosse team while filming his documentary film project.
I was impressed by Devine’s idea to create a book trailer — like a movie trailer, but for his book — and display it at the local movie theatre in his home town of Waterford, New York.
A film features prominently in the book, and Devine is using the movies to promote it.
Devine’s book trailer was played multiple times before the films, inviting viewers to purchase Press Play at the mall bookstore where the cinema is located.
I think this is inspired.
Even better — Devine saw my blog post about his book trailer and was nice enough to share a link so we could all take a look:
Thanks Eric — and congrats again on the book and your brilliant marketing campaign! Can’t wait to read it.
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Tagged advertising, book trailer, books, bookstore, commentary, documentary, education, Eric Devine, film, hazing, high school, Humor, Internet, lacrosse, life, mall, movie theatre, movie trailer, Movies, Press Play, promotion, student, Waterford New York, young adult
Yesterday Vulture looked at “Six Forgotten Teen Films of the Late ’90s and Early ’00s.”
Erika Christensen, who currently portrays Julia on TV’s Parenthood, starred in one of the movies on the list, a 2003 drama about a high school shooting called Home Room.
I missed that one — actually, I haven’t seen any of the films listed, making the article title really hit home — but I did see Erika in a movie she made a year earlier:
(Did you see it? If not, watch Lifetime any weekend.)
In the film, Erika’s character Madison transfers to a new high school, has a one-night stand with the school’s star swimmer (Jesse Bradford, whose character already has a girlfriend…dude), and then turns into this bizarre stalker chick.
It is a B-movie classic.
I recognized Erika in the first episode of Parenthood and sometimes still expect her to be that Swimfan stalker. There was even an episode where she took to the pool to teach her young daughter Sydney how to swim.
There was lots of screaming.
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Tagged B-movie, blogs, celebrities, commentary, don't go in the water, entertainment, Erika Christensen, high school, high school shooting, Home Room movie, Humor, Internet, Jesse Bradford, Julia Braverman, Lifetime TV, magazine, Movies, online article, Parenthood, stalker, swim team, Swimfan movie, swimming, swimming lessons, Sydney Graham, teen films, Television, Vulture.com
People are being very thankful today on Facebook, which is nice.
One of my friends gave a shout out to high school teachers, and I couldn’t agree more!
I attended public school, and even during my high school years, my teachers easily spent half of their time disciplining students. Corporal punishment was still enforced back in my day, so lots of students were sent to the principal to get ‘licks.’
But some of the more creative teachers took a different route.
My personal favorite?
I had an English teacher who would stick a kid who was misbehaving behind the bookcase and make them stand there for the rest of the class.
Yep. This actually happened.
One kid — who shall remain nameless — stuck his arms and legs through the shelves and turned the bookshelves over on the rest of the classroom.
Come to think of it — that was the last time I saw her use that method.
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Tagged bookcase, children, corporal punishment, discipline, education, English teacher, Facebook, friends, high school, Holiday, Humor, Internet, licks, life, memories, misbehave, principal, public school, students, teachers, Thanksgiving
My niece dressed as Martha Stewart at her office for Halloween this year. An essential part of her costume?
I realized when she posted a pic that I hadn’t worn an apron in years and have only owned one in my entire life — an apron that I made in my home economics class in high school.
It looked much like the one at left, except mine was constructed out of blue denim.
It featured Snoopy and Woodstock and the dog bowl, too…and I think one of them was holding a sign — appliqued, you understand.
I got an ‘A’ for my sewing job…and I think I could probably still pull it off today.
Not sure my cooking skills would make the same grade.
Posted in Animals, Comics, Cooking, Crafts, Holiday, Humor, Life
Tagged animals, applique, apron, comics, cooking, cooking skills, crafts, denim, dog bowl, grade A, Halloween, Halloween costume, high school, Holiday, home economics class, Humor, life, Martha Stewart, niece, sewing, Snoopy, something's cooking, Woodstock
Growing up, my school mascot was the Golden Gophers.
I’ve always loved that.
My high school is no more, but the Fancy Farm Elementary and Middle School are still going strong, as are the Golden Gophers.
I wonder if they’re looking for some new artwork for the logo…because this whiteboard sketch I found online would be killer.
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Tagged animal instincts, animals, art, artwork, design, education, elementary school, Fancy Farm, Golden Gophers, Gopher, high school, Internet, logo, middle school, school mascot, whiteboard sketch
It ain’t easy being pale. That’s why, some 11 years ago, I founded the PPA.
Pasty People of America
I’m not only the president, I’m a member…the pastiest member by far. You know that pale skin that kinda has a bluish glow?
A friend in Kansas City — also pale, also self-deprecating — inspired me to use the word ‘pasty.’ He too is a member for life. (No choice, really.) Today I am inspired by people who have a choice and stay pale, even at prom time.
The Melanoma Foundation of New England asked teens to sign a ‘no-tan pledge’ — a promise not to intentionally tan or visit a tanning salon before prom. There was a similar pledge for college students before spring break.
The pledge reads: “I realize that by getting a tan I am sharply increasing my chances of developing melanoma, which can be fatal if not caught in time. I have read the “Facts of Tanning” and understand the dangers of tanning beds and lying out in the sun.”
It was a contest, of course. The winning school — the pastiest party-goers come prom time — won $1,000 for their class.
This year’s winner was Waltham High School in Waltham, Massachusetts.
Hey — I think I recognize that one student.
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Tagged beauty, college, college students, commentary, education, family, Fashion, Health, high school, high school students, Humor, life, melanoma, melanoma foundation of new england, no-tan pledge, pale, pale skin, pasty, pasty people of america, pasty skin, prom, spring break, summer, tan, tanning, tanning booths
On my birthday Monday, I played hooky and went to see Win Win, Paul Giamatti’s latest movie.
It’s a wrestling film.
Now, what I know about wrestling — well, I don’t know anything about wrestling. We didn’t have the sport at my tiny high school, and I never attended a match during college.
(I’m not even sure my college had a wrestling team.)
I went to see Win Win based solely on the cast. Paul Giamatti. Bobby Carnavale. Amy Ryan.
And like many of the men who no doubt were coerced into seeing Black Swan even though they had no interest in ballet, I just hoped there wasn’t too much wrestling in Win Win.
Well, there was. Lots of it. And while at first I was distracted by the whack uniforms and unusual moves, the wrestling matches were kinda fascinating…and reinforced the movie’s message about what winning and losing are all about.
The performances are really special, too. I didn’t feel like I was watching a movie as much as being a bit of a voyeur in a family’s life and personal problems.
And they do have a few problems, this family. But seeing how they resolve them?
That’s the win-win.
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Tagged Amy Ryan, ballet, Black Swan movie, Bobby Carnavale, celebrities, college, comedy, commentary, entertainment, family, high school, Humor, life, Movies, Paul Giamatti, played hooky, Relationships, Sports, Win Win movie, win-win, wrestling, wrestling matches, wrestling team