I rarely speak of new music here on The Egg (because I’m rarely aware of it).
But Katy Perry has been hard to avoid. She’s everywhere. I’ve seen her all over the talk show circuit promoting her new album “Teenage Dream,” and more recently hosting the Teen Choice Awards, which I’m not ashamed to say I watched.
(Okay, maybe I have a little shame.)
If you haven’t seen the album cover, Katy is lying in a cloud of pink cotton candy, which I assume inspired the scented CD.
That’s right. When you open it up, your nose is tickled by the sugary-sweet smell of everyone’s favorite carnival/circus/baseball game confection. Even if you’ve gotten sick on cotton candy in the past — hasn’t everyone? — it will no doubt inspire a memory of a good day.
Which begs the question: why aren’t more things out there scented?
In the movie “Legally Blonde,” Elle Woods scents her resume and prints it on pink paper. She says it ‘gives it a little something.’ Her instructor and future husband both seem to agree.
What other items would benefit from good smells? We obviously add scent to detergents and candles and body splash. But what about movie posters on display at the theater? Or Playbills handed out at Broadway shows? Or how about best-selling hardback novels?
Would scent add ambiance or irritation? Inspire comprehension or incite allergy attacks?
Add a ‘little something’ or ultimately, take away?
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To paraphrase Katy Perry:
“I flew first class, and I liked it.”
Don’t get me wrong — I’ve been in the ‘uppity-up’ cabin before. As a frequent flier for American Airlines, I earned points to travel first class from time to time.
But now that I am an elite member of Delta Airlines, they bestow first class on me whenever they have capacity (and no one higher up on the food chain is in the way). It’s like this little gift that appears at the gate when they swipe my ticket. Such joy!
This week, I’ve been upgraded on pretty much every flight — and there have been a lot of them — so I’m kinda getting used to it.
Now, first class is fairly stripped down these days. On most flights, you are no longer guaranteed a meal or even warmed nuts (my personal favorite). The drinks are still free, of course, and you board early.
But I think the two reasons first class will always be popular is the space and better service. Being able to stretch out is such a luxury, and I’ve rarely met a flight attendant in first who wasn’t pleasant and helpful.
First class is like taking a tiny trip to the South every time you sit there. Open spaces. Friendly people.
And, oh yeah — the liquor.
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