I didn’t see Johnny Depp and Mia Wasikowska’s first Alice in Wonderland movie, and doubt that I will see the sequel, although its trailers are lighting up movie theaters all over the country.
But my doubt has doubt…for two reasons.
First, the late, great Alan Rickman voices the Blue Caterpillar in Alice Through the Looking Glass, and the chance to listen to his dulcet tones is reason enough to endure the rest of the film.
Secondly, the trailer has “White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane as its soundtrack, and I could listen to that on a loop as well.
In fact, let’s do that now. Together.
Posted in Celebrities, Entertainment, Humor, Movies, Music
Tagged Alan Rickman, Alice in Wonderland, Alice Through the Looking Glass, Blue Caterpillar, celebrities, entertainment, Feed your head, Humor, Jefferson Airplane, Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, movie theaters, movie trailers, Movies, Music, Youtube
Cats is coming back to Broadway this summer.
Even the article announcing the news wondered why.
When the show originally opened, the Great White Way was struggling. Cats helped revive the musical and Broadway.
Both are flourishing now.
I think the current generation is okay experiencing this show elsewhere.
I know I certainly am.
Posted in Animals, Broadway, Commentary, Entertainment, Humor, Music, New York City, theater
Tagged animals, Broadway, Cats musical, commentary, entertainment, Great White Way, Humor, Music, musical, New York City, theater
How I remember David Bowie…
Posted in Celebrities, Comedy, Entertainment, Humor, Music, Television
Tagged celebrities, comedy, Craig Ferguson, David Bowie, entertainment, Humor, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Music, parody, Television, tribute, Youtube
Hey New York City jazz fans, a word of warning —
If you love Chris Botti and are hoping to catch one of his shows at the Blue Note during his annual holiday residency, here are a few things to keep in mind.
First, don’t buy bar seats. The club offers seats at tables and at the bar, and the marketing assures you that both choices offer a great view of the stage.
In reality, there are about 10 bar seats in total, and the Blue Note sells five times that many advance tickets. So most bar seat ticket holders are essentially Standing Room Only.
Second, don’t assume you are in like Flynn if you buy table seats. At tonight’s Christmas Eve performance, many table patrons with advance tickets were turned away because the Blue Note oversold the show.
On Christmas Eve. Are you kidding me?!
Third, whatever ticket you purchase, be at the club as soon as the doors open. That’s the only way to get any kind of seat.
Actually, my best piece of advice is to go somewhere else. That’s what we ended up doing.
Total. Holiday. Fail.
Posted in Celebrities, Christmas, Commentary, Entertainment, Humor, Music, New York City
Tagged bar, Blue Note, Chris Botti, Christmas, Christmas Eve, commentary, entertainment, fail, Holiday, Humor, jazz, Music, New York City, oversold, patrons, stage, Standing Room Only
Posted in Animals, Dogs, Entertainment, Food, Holiday, Humor, Internet, Life, Music
Tagged dancing, Dogs, entertainment, food, Holiday, Humor, Internet, life, Music, world emoji day
All the discussion of late around the Confederate flag brought the band Lynyrd Skynyrd to mind, since that flag is part of the band’s logo.
(I didn’t use that version here on The Sticky Egg because, um…no.)
That led us to talking about where we were when we learned about the plane crash that killed half of the band members.
[If you’re too young to a) know who Lynyrd Skynyrd is, or b) remember the plane crash, move along.]
I was in bed asleep. The phone rang — a corded phone, no less — and I walked down to my mother’s bedroom to answer it. A good friend of my oldest brother was on the line, and he was crying. I may have been young, but I knew a call that late at night could only mean one thing…
Someone had died.
We woke up my brother, who came to the phone in a fog of sleep. We heard him say, “Oh no. Oh God. Oh no.” Then he hung up the phone and turned to go back to bed. We stopped him, saying, “Wait — what happened?”
He said simply, “Lynyrd Skynyrd died.”
I’m not sure either my mother or I knew exactly what that meant, so we went on to bed. When we questioned my brother the next morning, he barely remembered the phone call.
But it stuck in my memory, all these years — the day Lynyrd Skynyrd died.
Posted in Family, History, Humor, Music, News
Tagged brother, confederate flag, corded phone, death, family, flag, history, Humor, Lynyrd Skynyrd, memory, mother, Music, news, phone call, plane crash, rock band, the day the music died, The Sticky Egg
People magazine is all about the ‘boozy popsicle‘ today —
‘Boozy’ as in popular popsicle flavors spiked with alcohol — like the watermelon mojito pops garnished with mint pictured at the left.
Looks cool and refreshing, yes…and perhaps a bit lethal for the younger set.
But, I’m sorry.
Every time I hear the phrase ‘boozy popsicle,’ I think —
What a perfect stripper name.
Or maybe even the name of a band (depending on what kind of music they play). Let’s not forget that one, folks.
It’s a keeper.
Posted in Commentary, Cooking, Entertainment, Food, Humor, Life, Magazines, Writing
Tagged alcohol, band, beverages, booze, boozy popsicles, commentary, cooking, dessert, entertainment, Humor, it's a keeper, life, liquid lunch, liquor, magazines, mint, mojito, Music, People magazine, popsicles, refreshing, snacks, stripper name, watermelon, wordplay, writing
American Idol is being canceled?
I feel such strong emotions — or I’m trying to, anyway — so I must breakout into song, like any decent musical would:
(My apologies to “American Pie.”)
You are leaving
I am grieving
in a ugly rage spiral
Sure, I’ve spent my nights
watching your network rival, singing —
I’ll tune back in for the big final.
I’ll tune back in for the big final.
So long, AI. (Harry, you were my fav.)
Posted in Celebrities, Commentary, Humor, Life, Music, Television
Tagged American Idol, American Pie, breakout into song, canceled tv shows, celebrities, commentary, competition, emotions, FOX Network, Harry Connick Jr, Humor, Music, musical, parody, reality shows, singing, Television, the day the music died
Jimmy Fallon’s epic “Lip Sync Battle” has left its home at The Tonight Show and now occupies prime time Thursdays on Spike TV.
The earlier time slot means the segment gets 30 whole minutes, costumes, backup ‘singers’ and dancers and racier trash talk (since it’s on cable). And the celebs are lovin’ every minute. The only thing that suffers?
The actual lip sync.
The celebs have a lot more bells and whistles to contend with, and limited rehearsal time, I would guess. So everything is messier…but who cares?
They’re making fools of themselves to music — just like on Dancing with the Stars — and it is magical.
Posted in cable, Celebrities, Commentary, Entertainment, Humor, Music, review, Television
Tagged backup singers, bells and whistles, cable, celebrities, commentary, costumes, dancers, Dancing with the Stars, entertainment, Humor, Jimmy Fallon, Lip Sync Battle, magic, Music, prime time, rehearsal, review, SpikeTV, Television, The Tonight Show, Thursday, time slot, trash talk
I had seen images online of the April 6th issue of Sports Illustrated, so I couldn’t wait to get mine in the mail.
Just look at that angle of Karl-Anthony Towns in action:
But then I got my issue today. And it looked like this:
Because apparently there are no college basketball fans in the Northeast.
I mean, how could there be? No teams from this area made the Final Four. And there couldn’t possibly be fans of Kentucky, Wisconsin, Michigan State or Duke outside their state lines, right?
(Well, probably not Duke.)
Don’t worry. I’ve already contacted SI and requested a copy of the Kentucky cover issue. And written a letter to the editor.
March Madness only comes once a year.
Posted in Basketball, College, Commentary, Humor, Magazines, March Madness, Sports
Tagged #BBN #TimeforNine, aerial shot, basketball, basketball fans, college, college basketball, cover issue, Duke, Final Four, Karl Anthony Towns, Kentucky, letter to the editor, magazine editor, magazines, March Madness, Michigan State, Music, NCAA, NCAA tournament, Northeast, regionalisms, Sports, sports fans, Sports Illustrated, state lines, Wisconsin