Believe it or not, this is a gate at Boston Logan Airport.
Isn’t it festive?
Apparently a lot of cruises depart from this gate, and the airlines decided to have some fun with the decor.
How human of them. How thoughtful. How fun for the kids who are accompanying their parents on the trip.
I think other airports and other airlines should follow suit. More than one person has stopped to look and take a picture. It has put a smile on their faces too.
And smiles can be hard to come by during a long day of travel.
Posted in Airplanes, Children, decor, Humor, Life, Travel
Tagged airlines, airport, balloon, Boston, children, cruise, decor, decorations, gate, Humor, Logan Airport, parents, Travel
I had appointment after appointment today, so I was walking through the streets of Manhattan for hours….which meant I overheard a lot of chatter.
My favorites were between kids and their parents.
Child: Mom, can I get a smoothie?
Mom: I don’t have any money.
Child: Well, can’t we just buy some?
Child: …we saw Adrian afterwards.
Grandmother: It’s nice that he lives close by.
Child: Yes, right by the sewer.
Child in Stroller: Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo…
Dad: Do you simply have to be heard all the time?
Child: (silence) Yes. Woo Woo Woo Woo
Posted in Children, Family, Humor, Life, Relationships, Walking
Tagged appointment, chatter, child, children, conversations, dad, eavesdropping, family, grandma, Humor, kids, life, Manhattan, mom, money, New York City, parents, sewer, smoothie, streets, stroller, voices, walking, woo woo
I’m taking a class in children’s book publishing this semester at NYU. We’ve read picture books, middle grade, young adult, you name it.
I took the class the learn about the editing side of the biz…but the more I learn about children’s fiction and non-fiction, the more I’d like to take a stab at writing it.
The interesting twist is that, even though the books are for kids, the parents are the ones who buy and read them. So that’s why books like these are bestsellers.
Hey — maybe I can do this.
Posted in Books, Business, Children, Humor, Writing
Tagged bestsellers, book editing, book publishing, books, Business, children, children's books, class, dirty little secret, fiction, Go the F@uck to Sleep, Humor, kids, life, middle grade books, non-fiction, NYU, parents, picture books, writing, YA books, You Have to F@cking Eat, young adult books
If you subscribe to Showtime, I encourage you to watch the documentary Kidnapped for Christ, currently available OnDemand.
The film centers on a Christian boarding school in the Dominican Republic that advertised itself as a rehab center for troubled US teens. The filmmaker, an evangelical school student, was allowed complete access to the teens there and, during production, uncovers disturbing information about the school’s “behavior modification program.” She also learns that some students had been kidnapped from their homes with their parents’ full knowledge and permission.
Her commitment to the project eventually morphs into a determination to help these abused teenagers — one in particular who wants to leave the school where he is essentially being held prisoner.
This story is heartbreaking and, I learned, just one case among thousands around the world.
It is a must-see.
Posted in Children, Commentary, Education, Entertainment, Humor, Movies, Religion, Travel
Tagged abuse, behavior modification program, boarding school, cable, children, Christian, commentary, documentary, Dominican Republic, education, entertainment, evangelical, film, Humor, kidnapped, Kidnapped for Christ, Movies, OnDemand, parents, premium cable, production, rehab center, religion, review, schooled, Showtime, teenagers, teens, Travel
What do you see here?
Two flowers? Some greenery? A railing and steps?
You obviously haven’t worked at Hallmark.
When I see flowers in pairs, I think “that image would work well for love, engagement, wedding, parents…or even mother and child” (if one bloom is noticeably smaller than the other or is a bud).
The same goes for groups of flowers. Or leaves. Or tree branches.
Even though I left Hallmark over 12 years ago, I still look at scenes in nature and put a card caption on ’em.
I think I may need a get well card.
Posted in Humor, Life, Nature, Writing
Tagged blooms, branches, child, engagement, flower bud, flowers, get well card, greenery, greeting card caption, greeting cards, Hallmark Cards, Humor, leaves, life, love, mother, nature, pairs, parents, trees, wedding, writing
I’ve heard of baby dolls that go potty…
…but dolls with potty mouths?
Some customers are demanding Toys R Us pull the “You & Me Interactive Play & Giggle Triplet Dolls” from their shelves because one of the dolls says “you crazy bitch.”
Triplet’s got ‘tude.
The dolls are sold exclusively at Toys R Us and are intended for children 2 years and up. The store says the complaints have been scattered and they will stand behind the product.
Listen for yourself.
Personally? I think the doll did it. And I think parents are crazy not to want to keep it around.
Your kids start cursing? You would never talk that way in front of them. Must be that darn baby doll the children wanted so badly.
Not your fault. Nope, you’re good parents.
Posted in Children, Commentary, Family, Humor, Life, News, Shopping, Toys
Tagged attitude, babies, baby dolls, baby dolls that go potty, Business, children, commentary, family, Humor, life, news, parents, potty mouth, shopping, Toy R Us, toys, triplets, You & Me Interactive Play & Giggle Triplet Dolls, you crazy bitch
Doctors are now able to help woman at the age of 50 and beyond conceive and bear children.
But should they? No. A resounding no.
There’s a reason a woman can’t naturally have a baby after a certain age. It’s the body’s way of protecting her and the child. Having that baby could kill her. And if she is lucky enough to carry that baby full term, the child probably won’t be lucky enough to have parents past junior high.
All these overly zealous ‘I-have-to-have-a baby’ people need to actually put the baby’s needs first. Show the selfless intentions that are always automatically associated with parenthood…and don’t have a baby when you are well past the age when you can somewhat guarantee that you will be around to usher them through their developmental years.
I lost both my parents at a young age due to sudden death and disease. You never get over that loss. It colors your entire life, your every choice.
We shouldn’t set up future generations to be practically assured of losing their parents when they are still babies.