Eric Stonestreet, aka Cam on Modern Family, tweeted just this morning:
Can’t take your road rage seriously, mr. yellow car driver man.
He left the details to our imagination — dangerous in and of itself — but he brings up an interesting point:
Do we assign character traits to drivers based on the color of their cars?
Studies show that red cars get more tickets, so apparently police officers believe these drivers are inherently up to no good. They watch them closer, and the tickets follow.
But what of the other car colors?
Eric didn’t take the enraged driver seriously because his car was yellow. I have personally shook my head in wonder at bright orange vehicles — not that I don’t love the color in my salty snacks and diet soda and an occasional saucy top or two —
But to drive it down the street every day? Even I have some dignity.
What car colors do you consider taboo? Share in the comments section and perhaps save a reader from making an expensive mistake at the dealership.
This. Very. Day.
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Officers, I have your thief.
Or a pretty good theory, anyhoo.
Someone stole almost 400,000 toothpicks from a manufacturer in Athens, Georgia.
Since there were no signs of forced entry, the owner thinks a former employee might be the culprit.
Sure, that would explain it. Or maybe it was Stan Munro, the mastermind behind…
Munro says he buys his toothpicks from a wholesaler to create his toothpick replicas of famous landmarks from around the world.
Look at the detail — they are incredible. And that is why I think he’s a prime suspect.
After his endless hours of sitting in one spot and holding a steady hand to create these masterpieces, I’ll bet Stan would enjoy making a run down South and organizing a toothpick heist.
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My morning walk in Central Park was something out of a Mary Higgins Clark novel.
Rory and I were taking ‘the long way’ in the direction of the Great Lawn. That’s when I noticed the two black SUVs with blacked-out windows on the walking path.
An unusual sight, but we kept going.
When we rounded the corner at the Delacorte Theater — home of Shakespeare in the Park — I saw at least 15 police cars, lights flashing, and a helicopter parked on the Great Lawn. Officers were clustered around the banks of the pond behind the outdoor amphitheater.
I felt like I had been plunged into an episode of Castle. Nathan Fillion was in town earlier this week to tape Late Show with David Letterman…but sadly, he wasn’t about.
The officers who were there weren’t giving up any information. A park security officer said they thought someone had drowned, but she was found alive. But a woman walking in the park a bit earlier in the morning said she saw them remove something from the lake.
News crews were on site, but I couldn’t score any info on their websites. So, the mystery continues.
Not bad for a morning walk, huh?
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I watched the season finale of “Men of a Certain Age” last night on TNT.
I hope you did, too. Because, simply stated, it’s the best thing on television.
Prepare yourself if you do watch. There are no police officers, forensic units or personality plus crime-solving sidekicks. No one is a vampire, zombie or even remotely undead. There is no competition for cash or prizes, no celebrity judge at the ready with praise or pith.
There isn’t even a man in a dog suit.
No, Men of a Certain Age just follows three friends turning 50 who are all at turning points in their lives. Jobs, relationships, kids, health, addiction, dreams — it’s not Everybody Loves Raymond comedy, it’s real life.
I want everyone to see this show. I hope you’re all that lucky.
You gotta give me one thing. I’m a scary judge of talent. — Al Pacino, “The Recuit”
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