You know how you see something and think it’s a joke…but then it turns out to be a real thing?
That happened to me today on Facebook.
A good friend posted this cartoon:
I like a good fart joke anyday, so I could appreciate the humor. But then I noticed the logo and “Flatulence Filtering Underwear” at bottom right. That’s a joke, too…right?
Not even. It’s real.
The logo belongs to Shreddies, which manufactures flatulence filtering undies for men and women. These specially-made garments contain activated carbon cloth that help filter and eliminate odor.
Shut the french window!
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Attention lovers of potty humor and word police alike:
BUTT LOAD is an actual unit of measurement.
All these years — I thought I was being rude when I described something ‘big’ as being a butt load!
How I laughed at this crude turn of phrase —
So evil! So edgy!
But it still stopped short of being an actual curse word…so don’t try to accuse me of committing any great sin.
It’s just a good ol’ butt load of fun!
Or. So. I. Thought.
Now I discover a butt load is a traditional unit of volume for wine and other alcoholic beverages. A butt is two hogsheads, which is equivalent to 63 US gallons.
Actually…that sounds way bigger than a butt load to me.
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Love potty humor? How ’bout potties themselves?
Cintas Corporation, provider of specialty services to businesses — including bathroom sanitation — is searching for “America’s Best Restroom” in their ninth annual competition.
Nine times they’ve done this? Where was I — in the john?
They started taking nominations in February and recently announced 10 finalists. Now it’s up to all of us to vote for our favorites…and in September, they’ll name “America’s Best Restroom.”
I’m proud to say that two of the nominees are right here in New York City — the public restrooms at The Muse Hotel and Bryant Park. But there are toilets on the list from Wichita to Louisville to Fort Wayne to Las Vegas.
And these potties — all public restrooms, mind you — are pretty spectacular. Even if you initially thought “Why is the Egg talking toilets?” I think you’ll enjoy a tour of the Top 10. Vote while you’re at it, too.
If you’ve ever needed a public restroom and couldn’t find one, you know how truly important this topic really is.
May the best potty win!
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