October 30, 2015 in Advertising, Humor, Photography, quote
Tagged advertising, Humor, life, photography, quote, sidewalk, sign
Chalk drawings on the sidewalks of Manhattan have gotten more professional and more prevalent in the last year.
But I’ve never caught a chalk artist ‘in the act’ until today.
I know lettering is an art unique to each hand, but I was curious how they made the colors so saturated.
The secret? Water. They dip the chalk in water.
I was kinding expecting something…more.
Posted in Art, Design, Humor, Life
Tagged art, chalk, design, Humor, life, New York City, saturated color, sidewalk, water
I depend on my cellphone.
Most people do these days.
It’s never more apparent than when you misplace it or break it for even a single day.
It’s like losing a limb.
And I am ever so grateful to have my cellphone in hand when I’m walking down the sidewalk and see a couple of petition people lying in wait.
I’m sure the two young ladies had something important to discuss with me — they always do, right? — but I just wanted to be on my way. And my cellphone allowed me to do just that.
As soon as the petition people were in view, I put the cellphone to my ear and begin having a fascinating conversation.
With no one.
The petition people don’t bother folks on the phone.
Give it a try yourself sometime.
Posted in Humor, Life, Technology, Walking
Tagged automobiles, cellphone, conversation, Humor, life, losing a limb, petition, sidewalk, technology, telephone, walking
Admit it — most of us don’t read the manual that comes with our new smart phones cover-to-cover.
Maybe not at all.
So it’s not surprising that articles like “21 Things You Didn’t Know Your iPhone Could Do” literally amaze.
However, I would like to add a feature to that list that applies to any brand of mobile phone. It crosses platforms, versions, price points — you name it. And in New York City, it has proven extremely valuable on a daily basis.
Sidewalk Ambassador Avoidance
Got a mobile phone at your ear? Appear to be in a conversation? They leave you alone.
World peace. It’s what every beauty pageant contestant wants.
Posted in Advertising, Business, Humor, Life, Relationships, Shopping, Technology, Walking
Tagged 21 Things You Didn't Know Your iPhone Could Do, advertising, avoid, avoidance, beauty pageant, brand ambassador, Business, contestant, conversation, Humor, iPhone, life, manual, mobile phone, New York City, platform, price point, Relationships, shopping, sidewalk, smart phone, smart phone feature, solutions for a small planet, technology, version, walking, world peace
My dog meets the darnedest people on our daily walks.
Exhibit A: Young Lady, Upper West Side.
She looked pleasant and sunny and harmless. Rory used his classic curl-around-your-legs-like-a-cat maneuver that no one can resist. She immediately plopped down on the sidewalk, and they began to cuddle.
After a couple of minutes of this instant friendship, Rory was ready to move on, the corner dog store in his sights.
As the young lady stood up to leave, she said, “I’m surprised he didn’t eat any of the ants on the sidewalk.”
“Ants?” I hadn’t noticed any. “Well, I’m glad he didn’t. Not sure how those would have gone down.”
“I’ve eaten ants before,” she said with a small smile. “They taste like lemon. That’s probably why your dog wasn’t interested.”
Probably. And now we all know.
Posted in Animals, Dogs, Friends, Humor, Life, Walking
Tagged animals, ants, cat dog, dog store, dog walks, Dogs, friends, Humor, instant friendship, lemons, life, New York City, no picnic, sidewalk, tastes like lemon, Upper West Side, walking