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Numbers game

Posted on May 13, 2016 | Leave a comment

I’m wearing a wearable for the first time today.

fitbit

I received my FitBit Charge earlier this week at a work event in Denver. I don’t know that I would have bought one, but I am excited to have the opportunity to try one out for free.

I was curious to see how many steps a New Yorker like myself — who walks everywhere on a normal day — would put in without going for an extra walk or run.

Today I was working at my office, which requires a walk back-and-forth to the subway, and a lot of desk work.

Looks like I should hit around 7,500 steps by bedtime. Not too shabby.

Let’s see what a weekend of running errands and goofing off in the neighborhood nets me. I think I can crush that 10,000 step goal.

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Chill

Posted on January 8, 2016 | Leave a comment

Samsung, I already love your brand. I’ve traveled up your smartphone chain to my current Galaxy5.

Satisfied customer, I am.

So my little heart fluttered when I read about your new smart refrigerator…with its ridiculously large touchscreen…which allows me to order groceries while standing in my kitchen, in front of my empty frig!

I’m a city chick who already uses Fresh Direct for my grocery delivery, so imagine how excited I am to have two of my favorite brands working together to make my life easy peasy.

It’s like the Jetsons, it is.

And when life starts to look and feel like the Jetsons, it’s a very good day indeed.

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Tagged brand, chill, city chick, easy peasy, food, FreshDirect, groceries, grocery delivery, home, Humor, Jetsons, kitchen, refrigerator, Samsung, Samsung Galaxy5, satisfied customer, smartphone, technology, touchscreen

Disbelief

Posted on November 11, 2015 | Leave a comment

Oh, great Apple:

Your products have seduced legions of worshippers, prostrate before thee at your Apple chapels.

But your plugs are a sin.

Signed,

An Android agnostic

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Tagged agnostic, Android, Apple, Business, Chapel, computer, Humor, life, plugs, sin, technology, worshippers

Telephone tip

Posted on May 5, 2015 | 1 comment

I depend on my cellphone.

Most people do these days.

It’s never more apparent than when you misplace it or break it for even a single day.

It’s like losing a limb.

And I am ever so grateful to have my cellphone in hand when I’m walking down the sidewalk and see a couple of petition people lying in wait.

Like today.

I’m sure the two young ladies had something important to discuss with me — they always do, right? — but I just wanted to be on my way. And my cellphone allowed me to do just that.

As soon as the petition people were in view, I put the cellphone to my ear and begin having a fascinating conversation.

With no one.

The petition people don’t bother folks on the phone.

Give it a try yourself sometime.

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Tagged automobiles, cellphone, conversation, Humor, life, losing a limb, petition, sidewalk, technology, telephone, walking

Bless your heart

Posted on April 28, 2015 | 3 comments

A friend in the education biz recently developed a course on customer service for his company.

I provided some general communication tips, but realized today that I didn’t mention a personal perspective that I have gained from years on the phone with customer service representatives:

If the customer service representative speaks with a Southern accent, I:

a) believe they want to help me;

b) have found that they do help me; and

c) am in a better mood when I hang up because they are friendly — regardless of how I felt when started the call.

Now, I tend to believe that the people on the call on true Southerners. You can’t fake that hospitality…

Or can you?

It’s something the companies who depend on customer service — and, really, what company these days doesn’t — need to consider. We can teach people how to lose an accent…

Why not teach customer service folks to have one?

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Time warp

Posted on April 16, 2015 | Leave a comment

My advice for today: never take time for granted.

As in, don’t assume your smartphone clock is always right. Like I did this morning.

I woke up and glanced at my phone — 6am.

Perfect.

I could turn off my usual 6:30 alarm (because I hate alarms) and check my email, Facebook, etc. before I woke up the dog, who I could hear snoring on his pillow.

A lazy, relaxing start to the day.

When the two of us ventured out into the living room some 45 minutes later, the DVR clock held a surprise —

It was 5:45, not 6:45 like my phone seemed to think.

A quick check of my phone’s clock settings revealed that the “automatic date and time” selection that links your phone to the network time was unchecked.

I don’t know how that happened. I certainly didn’t do it. But consider this post an opportunity for you to double check your smartphone settings…

And get all the sleep you deserve tonight.

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Tagged alarm, alarm clock, automatic date and time, cell phone, Dogs, DVR, Humor, life, living room, network, settings, sleep, smartphone, snoring, technology, time, time warp

Can you say proofread?

Posted on March 24, 2015 | Leave a comment

Can we ever truly erase the actions of our past?

Microsoft Outlook seems to think so.

Their email program has a “Recall Message” function that has tricked people into thinking —

I can make that not-so-smart email I just sent disappear.

Sad story folks — I can still read the original email.

In fact, seeing your “Recall Email” message in my inbox makes me want to read it that much more. So, stop kidding yourself.

You did it. You sent it.

Own it.

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Tagged actions of our past, Business, commentary, disappear, email, email program, erase, Humor, inbox, Internet, Microsoft Outlook, original, own it, proofread, recall message, technology, writing

Fine print

Posted on December 11, 2014 | Leave a comment

Men usually get dinged for not reading instructions or maps, but I’m just as guilty.

When I recently upgraded to the Samsung Galaxy S5 — from my beloved S3 — I didn’t even crack the manual cover.

Big mistake.

Just today I realized that I could increase the sensitivity of the touch screen so my phone works when I’m wearing winter gloves.

Does your fancy iPhone do that?

It’s a real question.

(I haven’t read those instructions, either.)

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Tagged advertising, cellphone upgrade, commentary, design, fine print, goober, Humor, instruction manual, instructions, iPhone, leather gloves, life, maps, my own fault, Samsung Galaxy S3, Samsung Galaxy S5, shopping, technology, touch screen touch sensitivity

Up a tree

Posted on November 16, 2014 | Leave a comment

I got my first look at a Go Pro camera in an electronics store in the Cincinnati Airport over Halloween weekend. I had seen video footage from one before, but the clips they had on a loop at the store entrance sucked me right in.

So I completely understand why this squirrel felt the need to ‘grab and go.’

He’s a pretty good cameraman, yes?

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Tagged animals, camera, cameraman, Cincinnati Airport, electronics store, entertainment, Go Pro, grab and go, Halloween, Humor, Internet, life, shopping, squirrels, technology, up a tree, video, video clip, video footage, video loop, Youtube

Solutions for a small planet

Posted on July 9, 2014 | Leave a comment

Admit it — most of us don’t read the manual that comes with our new smart phones cover-to-cover.

Maybe not at all.

So it’s not surprising that articles like “21 Things You Didn’t Know Your iPhone Could Do” literally amaze.

However, I would like to add a feature to that list that applies to any brand of mobile phone. It crosses platforms, versions, price points — you name it. And in New York City, it has proven extremely valuable on a daily basis.

Sidewalk Ambassador Avoidance

Got a mobile phone at your ear? Appear to be in a conversation? They leave you alone.

World peace. It’s what every beauty pageant contestant wants.

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