I spent most of last week on ‘planes, trains and automobiles.’ Unlike Steve Martin and John Candy in the iconic film of the same name, I suffered only minor delays in my journeys, but was constantly annoyed by one group of travelers —
Backpackers clog the aisles of both airplanes and trains and, for reasons unbeknownst to me, appear to have no idea of the additional girth their over-the-shoulder luggage adds to their body. They careen down the center aisle, bumping people on either side (and behind when they need to back up).
Apparently the backpack cushions their body from all collisions too, because they never seem to notice or feel the need to apologize.
So, if any backpackers are reading this, take note the next time you travel. You leave behind a wake of bruised body parts and bad attitudes…
And they all have your name on ’em.
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Yesterday I made a special trip to the Newark Airport to conduct my in-person interview for TSA Pre.
It seemed like a good idea when I signed up a couple of weeks ago. Interviews are only conducted at Newark and JFK — not my usual LaGuardia — so I opted for Newark since I can get there easily enough by train.
Then the heavens opened up.
It was raining cats and dogs yesterday morning. The trains were all delayed. Even the tram at Newark was stopping and starting due to the weather.
So, needless to say, I was about seven minutes late for my interview, and the TSA doesn’t wait for anyone. They would only interview me if they had another ‘no-show.’ (Thankfully, that happened within 30 minutes.)
The interview itself took about five minutes, and I was approved — woo hoo! But if you see my ID, I won’t look happy about it.
The TSA doesn’t allow you to smile.
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New York City does not look like this today.
Our skies are overcast. The air is heavy. The rain that alternately threatens and abates has delayed my friend’s plane for hours.
No, the skies are not bright in Manhattan.
But this photo, from Cat Satler’s Art Scrapbook, reminds me that they will be again soon.
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I’m headed home today…or I was, until my early morning flight was delayed almost 2 1/2 hours.
The reason? The crew got in late last night and needs their sleep.
I shouldn’t gripe about this. All travelers should feel safer knowing that the airlines require a minimum amount of down time for pilots and attendants between flights. That way, we avoid those embarrassing ‘flying past the city’ incidents because the crew is having a pajama party in the cockpit.
Heck, even my cab driver in Lexington told me he is required to have a minimum of three hours of sleep every 16 hours. (I smiled and nodded and then got out at the next corner.)
It says a lot about our society that we have to set requirements for people in transportation jobs to make sure they get enough sleep. We just don’t value sleep enough to get much of it on our own.
I just wish other industries felt as strongly about sleep to ensure that their employees — and consultants — had their eight hours. Most of the time, we wear our lack of sleep like a badge of honor instead.
So, to make my contribution toward a more well-rested society, I plan to sleep on the plane all the way to New York City.
Do your part — take a nap at your desk!
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