Not finding much to your liking at the movie theater this weekend? Might I recommend an unexpected comedy delight?
My friend Char and I took Criminal on face value. Big name cast. Thriller premise. Should be okay at the very least, right?
In hindsight, I’m glad we didn’t read the lackluster reviews, or we might have missed the comedy event of the season! Criminal is such an over-the-top ridiculous movie, with scenes of action and violence that build and morph into such grandiose gore, you can’t help but laugh aloud.
I mean, I kept a bored, straight face for the first 45 minutes. But once I allowed myself to laugh at the craziness on screen, the movie got better and better. And the rest of the audience seemed to enjoy it more, too.
If the producers had marketed the movie as a comedy, I think the reviews would have been better, too. And it might have explained why Kevin Costner’s character growled like an ape the entire film.
We’re talking whackadoodle, my friends.
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Unlike 95 percent of all other moviegoers this weekend, I saw The Big Short today, and the critics were right.
It was excellent. And it made me mad all over again that the banks got away with it.
The trailers before the movie kinda made me mad, too.
Why did the movie studio attach such violent downer flicks to this picture? Just because I am interested in a movie about a financial disaster doesn’t mean I am keen to watch bloodshed in every promo. The rest of the audience appeared to agree with me.
They only perked up when the trailer for Zoolander 2 was shown at the end.
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I’m no gamer, but even I’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto.
Candy Crush Saga, it’s not.
It’s criminals or criminal-wannabes in the big city, trying to rise through the ranks in organized crime. Underworld kingpins give you different missions to complete, and violence ensues.
It wouldn’t be my cup of tea, and I’m sure a lot of parents wouldn’t want their kids playing it either.
But Grand Theft Auto V has another problem — it allows players to ‘run over, behead and kill animals’ as part of the game.
Jack Carone of In Defense of Animals, an animal rights organization, is calling for a boycott of GTA because of this senseless inclusion of animal violence.
If you agree that there should be a GTA boycott — as I do — vote “YES” in the poll at the end of the TMZ article.
Speak up for those without a voice!
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I don’t like Mafia movies. I blame a college professor who made my film class analyze The Godfather for six weeks.
But I was intrigued by trailers for The Family, a comedy about one such family in witness protection in France, starring Robert De Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer. So this morning I bought a cheap ticket and took a peek.
I enjoyed the view.
The Family is a black comedy — lots of laughs, but an equal dose of violence and blood. As weird as this may sound, I was happy to see the women of the family were just as tough — if not tougher — than the men.
Word of warning: Don’t leave a tennis racket within reach of the daughter (played by Glee‘s Dianna Agron).
And a star is born in young John D’Leo, who plays the son Warren. I’ve never seen him in anything before, but now I’m pretty sure he’ll be everywhere.
Or the ‘family’ will have something to say about it…
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I spent my Friday afternoon at the movies. Today’s feature:
The Place Beyond the Pines
Here’s a still from the movie.
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes look kinda depressed, don’t they?
I was pretty low after the film was over, and I only had to watch it — I can only imagine how they must have felt living that story.
It’s a downer, no lie. And it’s violent. Plus, Ryan Gosling is only in the first third of the movie — I cry foul! Thank goodness Bradley Cooper was there to pick up the slack.
That’s the positive hing tabout the movie. Wonderful actors, moving performances. But grim. The previews were dark and violent, too.
If you go, be sure to get candy for moral support.
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